Funnybone-12

Submitted by phantom on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 5:28am.

Hi,

      I would like to mention in this topic- ' what! white skinned foreigners have emotions, the anger, the jealousy, etc etc.'

In my country as i visited someone's house. I asked the owner hey you have a TV set, do you have cable channels? He replied -no!

Then i saw he even had a DVD player kept beside the TV set. I asked - 'you watch foreign films, tell me how many DVDs do you have?' He replied -None!

Baffled i asked him that i wanted to watch the daily news on national free to air channel on TV. So he switched on the TV and also the channel. The owner looked older than me, and there were photos of some freedom fighters attached on the wall of the hall room. I said- hey, who is that! specifically! And he replied by taking specific names of them! He looked very proud when he was replying. Just then on TV news appeared russian prez V. Putin and American Prez- G. Bush. I said - look at them! The owner replied- ' errr what!' I said- this is vladimir putin and george bush, don't you know about them? The owner replied- No, i don't know anything about them! Then i took a deep breath and said to myself- how old is this guy, he cares to remember his yester years freedom fighters whom he hasn't seen and dosen't know about the present day super power leaders! I am scrooged.

So i asked- hey did you saw MI3 movie of the year 2000!

The owner came into some possesion and was mumbling something about a movie MI3 of the year 2007! LOL

 

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phantom

 

 

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